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I don't know how Doritos does it, but I never have a fucking clue when they release new product. I just saw their new "Pizza Supreme" flavor at the Subway I buy my Subway at today, and I saw it. The instant, the moment, the minuscule frame in time that I saw the bag, I knew it was going in my mouth. Along with a Subway. And a Minute Maid.
Speaking of which, my review process may have been a little tampered with, since I ate most of my Pizza Doritos while they were on top of my six-inch over-roasted chicken on wheat with shredded cheddar and Southwest Chipotle sauce. I went light, what can I tell you?
But I did eat around half the bag by itself; you can only stack so many Dortios on top of a six inch before you're like, "Damn, I'm going to die alone in a public cemetery without a proper funeral like a bitch if I keep doing this." So I opted to have at least part of a the bag by itself.
I'll tell you this straight: They're pizza Doritos. Which means they're all right. The taste is fairly mild for something that calls itself "supreme". Even the air supremacy is hollow when those pizza Pringles exist. It's a tall task to take down the king of pizza, so when you come at him, you'd best not throw him some mild pizza like this. I was watching The Wire while eating these. And I can tell you without reservation, The Wire is delicious. So is Minute Maid.
Score: Chopped Lettuce
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